Henny Youngman

About Henny Youngman

US (English-born) comedian (1906 - 1998)

Henny Youngman popular quotes

1. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
2. I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
3. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
4. I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.
5. What’s the use of happiness? It can’t buy you money.