Rita Rudner

About Rita Rudner

US comedian

Rita Rudner popular quotes

1. My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping.
2. I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.
3. My mother buried three husbands ... and two of them were only napping.
4. To attract men, I wear a perfume called ``New Car Interior.'
5. My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time of sorrow.
6. In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
7. Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them.
8. I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.